Are you sure you want to visit my homepage? It might be very boring.

As a great fan of the Simpsons cartoons I strongly suggest that you change your mind and jump to Simpsons' page.

Bart's chalkboard intros are just a small part of the fun you can find there:

  • I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
  • I will not encourage others to fly
  • My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
  • I will not drive the principal's car
  • I do not have diplomatic immunity
  • High explosives and school don't mix
  • I will not charge admission to the bathroom

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    You still want to visit my homepage? Then click here, but I warn you it's on your own risk.

    Anyway, you are visitor number ????.